President Ahmadinejad

So President Ahmadinejad wants guided missiles. That's a worry, 'cause he himself is totally misguided. You can't take the 'mad' out of Ahmadinejad - he's already gone ballistic!

Tiger Woods didn't make the cut.

Tiger didn't make the cut on that fateful day. His wife did!

Exploding underpants!

Exploding underpants on board an aircraft? Jeez! Just wait until someone comes up with exploding calamari - we'd have to bring in the bomb squid for that!

Tiger's mistake.

Jeez! Didn't Tiger Woods make an awful faux par?

Brassie

A brassie is a number 2 wooden club with a brass sole plate. And shame on those of you who thought it was one of Tiger Woods' girlfriends!

Tiger Woods

I think Tiger Woods will have to adjust his angle of approach, 'cause his wife evidently thinks it's a bare lie.