Ben McKenzie booted off tv reality show

This young lad, he thinks that he's hot.
But a singer, he's bloody-well not!
His style and his diction
Brought forth his eviction,
God Strewth! He deserved to be shot!

Baby-kissing politicians.

The Australian election 2007 campaign is underway and that awful baby-kissing has commenced. None of the babies know how to crawl ... but ALL those bloody politicians sure do!

Weeping Wallabies

So, to use an American term of endearment, the weeping Wallabies were beaten by that SOB Johnny Wilkinson.