Viagra.

VIAGRA...fifty bucks a go! Jeez...that's a stiff price.

Mink coats and "minke" boats.

SOME years ago, animal activists created such a stink that women were induced to relinquish the fetid habit of wearing mink coats.
How wonderful it would be if those brave Greenpeace activists were to emulate the kind of olfactory sensation that would cause the Japanese to abandon the cruel slaughter of whales via their malodorous "minke" boats.

Down through the chimney?

AND how did that ruddy faced Santa Claus make his presence felt at our house? Through the chimney? No! Through my ruddy credit card!

Tookie

THE TERMINATOR has done it again. But this time, to my regret, he wasn't acting.

Enlightenment

I read a report that a ten-year-old boy from Wisconsin had invented a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat. Now I know this will sound like sour grapes, but I reckon it's just a flash in the pan.